“girl dinner is when you don’t eat teehee” “men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry” “✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust” “girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn’t buy it yesterday so it’s free” “I’m going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it’s like when you go shopping-” “I love women because they’re so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they’re not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men” “women should be unemployed girls don’t need jobs men should do all that for us” “ugh girls that don’t like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it’s gross”
god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people’s shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!
Slough off your skin—ill-fitted to your frame, unseemly flesh—and let spill the seawater, all filled with the salt and the kelp and the fish of you, green and blue and glinting in the sun. Hear the pop and crack of your splintering bones, riven open as the blossom splits the bud. Let the tarry residue of selfhood seep from your tear ducts, from your nostrils, from every pore, from the depths of your gut in great vomitous heaves if you must. This is what it is, to become something greater. This is what it is to become as gods. You are still going to have to clean all of that up, though.
my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.
Girl……
This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.
Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.
I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?
Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!
BEING INCONSIDERATE OF OTHERS IS STILL BAD.
It was obnoxious when it was youtube.
It was obnoxious when it was music.
It was obnoxious when it was the radio.
It was obnoxious when it was dudes wanting to talk to you instead of letting you just read your freaking book.
Do you want to be this guy? Because being obnoxious in shared spaces is how you become this guy.
Wear your damn headphones like an adult participant in the social contract.
The American health care system sucks. I had to get a tooth pulled while I was on vacation in the gnome kingdom. You know what that shit cost me? A saucy tale and an acorn. That’s it.
elf healthcare (elfcare) is even worse they’ll pour consecrated forest waters on you that make you wiser but don’t fix your kidney stones. Then you owe them your firstborn
so yeah jame7jr won’t be making it to football practice. ever again probably
when bastille said “but if you close your eyes does it almost seem like nothing’s changed at all” and when bastille said “when I watch the world burn all I think about is you” and when bastille said “you were the light that is blinding me / you’re the anchor that I tie to my brain” and when bastille said “when you just can’t shake the heavy weight of living” and when bastille said “when it feels like the world’s gone mad / and there’s nothing you can do about it” and when bastille said “you have always worn your flaws upon your sleeve / and I have always buried them deep beneath the ground” and when bastille said “and all their words for glory / they always sounded empty” and when bastille said “but regrets can’t change anything” and when bastille said “hope for the future’s got me on my knees” and when bastille s–
This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has
i dont get the people in the notes to this saying its too mean because from experience when you’re in the depth of an eating disorder and brag to everyone about how little you eat you need to get a reality check not to be babied…..participating in diet culture IS laughable stay mad
doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I’m being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people
